Just For Fun

Interactive Game on Skating Music Tempos --- More Challenging Version

You Might Be A Roller Skater!
Appologies to Jeff Foxworthy

• If you get up at 4:00 am to go to the rink to practice skating, you might be a roller skater.
   
• If you think 2:00 am is an OK time for a lesson, you might be a roller skater.
   
• If you are straight and dress in a sequined tux that would please Libarace, you might be a roller skater.
   
• If you associate an axel with flying through the air rather than a piece of your car, you might be a roller skater.
   
• If you get up to dance at 6 am, sit on a hard bench till 10:00 pm and dance again, you might be a roller skater.
   
• If your coach has ever used your ponytail as a handle to position your head, you might be a roller skater.
   
• If you get your exercise with your arms around a lot of different women, you might be a roller skater (or maybe a gigolo).
  (for the ladies, a lot of different guys)
   

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